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Man lives in the sunlit world
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of what he believes
to be reality.
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But... there is,
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unseen by most, an underworld.
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A place that is just as real
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but not as brightly lit.
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A dark side.
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Hello, Englebert. It's 8:00.
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It's 8:00.
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Good evening, Sir Edmond Halley.
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This is your night.
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Your night.
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"When beggars die,
there are no comets seen.
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The Heavens themselves
blaze forth the death of princes."
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Ah, Shakespeare, you understood.
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This is Englebert Ames.
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The day has arrived.
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As you know, I am prepared.
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Halley's Comet should soon
be within sighting distance.
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I will now prepare
the telescope.
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What are you doing?
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Papa called. Oh.
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Dinner with the Darby
Bankers Group representatives
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is at 9:00.
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Tonight?
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Black tie.
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Oh, uh, you'll have to
give them my apology.
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I can't make it tonight.
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Papa has bent over
backwards to teach you
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about imminent foreclosure
and quantitative marketing.
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I'm sorry, butter cakes.
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Papa says you are
erratic at work, Englebert.
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Erratic doesn't cut it.
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I think you better show
up for dinner tonight.
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Any other night.
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It's that stupid
Haily's Comet, isn't it?
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No, it's Halley's, actually.
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Charlene,
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think about it.
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Halley's Comet comes once
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every 75.8 years.
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It comes closest
to the Earth tonight.
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I will not let a comet
put me in the poorhouse.
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I should have never let
you keep that stupid thing
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when Papa bought us the house.
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I should've thrown it out.
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See this?
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You wouldn't.
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Watch me.
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No, Charlene!
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I'm gonna smash
that stupid telescope!
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Charlene!
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This is a night for lovers.
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We can look into that
telescope and confront mystery,
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majesty, the cosmos!
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There's a shower of
diamonds up there!
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Don't sweet-talk me.
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There's just a bunch
of ice and gas and dirt
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swirling around out
there for no earthly reason.
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You remember that night
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we spent under the
fall in Copernica?
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But that was ten years ago,
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and it made my
head ache for a week!
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Now, you promised to
give up all this comet talk
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and... work hard for Papa.
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Now, I'll tell Elvis
to get the car ready.
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Pull!
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I'll tell Papa we're on our way.
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My fingers are already
dialing the phone.
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Ten minutes.
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No, Charlene, you'll
have to go without me.
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Tell him that I have a virus.
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I'll do no such thing!
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You know best, dear.
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You know where you can
shove your comet, buster!
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Hello, stars.
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Englebert Ames here.
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Ah, there you are, Capella.
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Ooh, Ursa Major,
you're very bright tonight.
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No moon tonight.
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Perfect night for stargazing.
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Wha...?
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What's that?
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Help...!
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Shut it down!
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Please! Close it!
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Is it closed?
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I don't want him following me.
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Who are you?
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I live here.
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But this is my house.
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I've never seen you before.
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You must be mistaken.
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Your house?
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My father left it to me.
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Did... did you just come
through this telescope?
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My hat!
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Whew! I paid the better
part of a dollar for this hat.
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It's a merry widow.
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The latest style.
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Pinch me.
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Excuse me?
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I want to make sure
I'm flesh and blood.
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I don't... want to pinch you.
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It's only a pinch! Please?
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I felt that.
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I'm sorry.
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Oh, I never thought
I'd make it back,
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not in a million light-years.
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Back... from where?
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I rode the comet.
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You rode the comet?
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Are you here for my wedding?
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Who are you?
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I'm... Uh, n-never mind.
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We'll talk at the reception.
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But please, do
wear a cravat and...
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morning coat.
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I have to get downstairs
to get married!
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Oh.
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Where's Dr. Bachman?
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Do you need a doctor?
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You really should
wear a handlebar.
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I just don't think a man's
upper lip is attractive.
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Well, what time is it?
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Uh, it's 8:15.
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You wear your
timepiece on your arm?
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Well, y...
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Or, um, I can...
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listen to this.
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Englebert, it's
comet watch time.
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Don't miss it.
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It's 8:15. Who said that?
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My clock.
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I-Is that a kind of gramophone?
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I have a gramophone.
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Right over there.
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It was over there.
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It's gone!
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And I had such nice lace
curtains on that window!
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What year is this?
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1985.
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Oh, no!
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But Dr. Bachman and I were...
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were going to watch
Halley's Comet together and...
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and then get married.
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September 3...
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1910.
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I guess I missed it.
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Would you like a Kleenex?
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No, I'm not hungry.
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No.
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It's... to-to wipe your tears.
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I have my own hankie.
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I never liked them, either.
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Am I old and ugly?
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Excuse me? I'm...
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95 years old!
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Oh.
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Do you have a glass?
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What would you like in it?
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A looking glass.
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Oh.
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Certainly.
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Mirror.
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I've held up very well.
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I'm Laura Burn... My
name is Englebert...
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Ames.
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Laura Burns.
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You know, maybe I am hungry.
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I haven't eaten in 75 years.
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Oh, I have a chicken sandwich.
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I love chicken.
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Oh, no. Uh, that's...
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I usually, uh,
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take the plastic wrap off.
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Oh.
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Hmm.
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Mmm!
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Mmm. This is wonderful!
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Good.
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Would you perhaps have a beer?
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A what? A-A beer?
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh. Yes.
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I was Miss Foam
of Upstate New York.
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1910.
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You must be very strong.
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Oh, no. It's...
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It's nothing.
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So,
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you came through my telescope.
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My telescope.
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I had it built in 1908.
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Oh, well, it's a... it's
a very nice telescope.
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I had to come
through that thing.
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It's the way I went out.
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That's him!
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You...
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You met Halley?
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I had no choice.
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There's a window out there.
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A window?
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Right here
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between out there and down here.
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It only opens
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when Halley's Comet comes
close to the earth, like tonight.
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When I looked
through the telescope,
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I saw the window.
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And then, everything
started to shake,
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and I was drawn
right up the scope.
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I was floating in the breeze.
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And then Edmond reached
out and grabbed me,
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and he pulled me
up onto his comet.
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Oh!
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75 years...
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with Edmund.
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And now... here I am.
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I didn't mean to
just drop in on you.
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Oh... that's...
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perfectly all right.
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You must be a stargazer.
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It's a hobby.
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I've always found stargazers
to be extraordinary people.
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Oh?
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Do you live in my house alone?
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Englebert.
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No, not exactly.
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Could you get into
the closet, please?
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What? CHARLENE: Englebert.
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Into the closet, quick!
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Elvis is waiting in the car.
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Now stop this nonsense
and get dressed for dinner.
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Charlene, I can't go.
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I have had it up
to here, Englebert,
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with your childish games!
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Now it is time to grow up
and take some responsibility!
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What the...?
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Oh!
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Hello.
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Who are you?
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Charlene!
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Close the telescope!
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Who is she?
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He's coming after me!
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Englebert!
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Englebert!
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Gadzooks!
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Uh... how do you do?
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Englebert! Uh, thank you,
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uh, very much for,
uh, cushioning my fall.
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Allow me, madam.
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I say, you're all
woman, aren't you?
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Mother will never believe this.
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I seem to be
reasonably together.
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Egads!
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Nothing like that in my day.
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What happened?
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What happened?!
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A flip-flop of a most
serious nature, madam,
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is what happened.
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Tumbling through the atmosphere
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into the noxious
gases of America.
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I apologize for
squishing any part
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of your, uh, anatomy.
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Laura!
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Laura, thank heaven
I have found you.
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Edmund, I don't
want you following me.
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Oh, Laura, Laura, the
merest trill of your voice
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disperses a
perfume into the air.
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I, uh...
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Ugh!
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I had heard America smelled
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like a decomposing
minor nebulae.
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Come, Laura,
before we suffocate.
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Who the hell are you?!
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Are you Edmund Halley?
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Your servant, sir.
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Sir Edmund Halley?
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Well...
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I who measured
and mapped the light
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was never knighted.
283
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A gross oversight on
the part of Charles II,
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who has recanted his
error in the afterlife...
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Too late for my reputation
in this one, I regret to say.
286
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You've said so many times.
287
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A woman's place is to listen.
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Edmund, you are so...
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00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:58,569
Not now, Laura.
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Not before the servants.
291
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We can discuss it on the comet.
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If...
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you will excuse us.
294
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Let go of me!
295
00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:08,112
What is this?
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Halloween?
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Laura, come to your senses.
298
00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:13,651
There is nothing
here but human life.
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You can't want
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to return to this
gross, material world.
301
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:25,462
But you've forgotten
about love, Edmund.
302
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Hasn't he, Englebert?
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Englebert?
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Well...
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00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:32,603
Laura, you have caused
me a deal of trouble.
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You must return with me
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while the time
window is still open.
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I wish I'd never
found the time window.
309
00:14:39,345 --> 00:14:42,279
Laura, I am stunned
by your behavior.
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Listen, buster!
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Take your little bride with
you and get out of my house!
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I'm not going back.
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00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:51,856
Englebert, you'll
help me, won't you?
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My husband will
do as I tell him.
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00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:58,295
Englebert?
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00:14:58,364 --> 00:14:59,697
Englebert?
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Sir, Mr. Halley,
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could I speak with
you for just a second?
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Man-to-man.
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00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:09,473
Please, it's important.
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00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:18,983
You understand,
uh, I feel responsible.
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00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:21,152
She's a young girl,
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and, uh, I want to be sure
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that you are who
you say you are.
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I was born October 29, 1656.
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Right.
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Please don't dally.
328
00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:34,165
Laura and I must make it
through the time window.
329
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:35,166
She must be with me.
330
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She is my consort in space.
331
00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:38,303
Yes, I just want to ask you
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a couple of questions.
333
00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:41,016
Uh, oh please, uh, be seated.
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00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:43,674
I don't know who
you weirdoes are,
335
00:15:43,742 --> 00:15:47,412
but Englebert and I are late
for a very important dinner party.
336
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:50,081
I don't think you
appreciate him.
337
00:15:50,149 --> 00:15:52,350
Laura was not
meant for mortal life.
338
00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:54,018
The heavens have adopted her.
339
00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:56,754
Laura, we will
detour past Orion.
340
00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:58,790
Why do you keep looking at him?
341
00:15:58,858 --> 00:16:01,992
He looks like Dr. Bachman
without a moustache.
342
00:16:02,061 --> 00:16:03,327
I do?
343
00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:04,995
Let's get on with this.
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00:16:05,064 --> 00:16:06,097
Oh, uh, um,
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I don't suppose
you could tell me
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where you were in,
um, uh, 16... 1676?
347
00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:15,472
In 1676 I catalogued 341 stars
348
00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:18,275
and observed the transit
of Mercury from the Island
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of St. Helena.
Yes. Of St. Helena.
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Can you say as much?
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00:16:21,715 --> 00:16:22,513
No.
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00:16:22,581 --> 00:16:24,815
Pity.
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00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:28,485
I haven't accomplished
very much, I suppose.
354
00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:31,115
I've always admired you.
355
00:16:31,957 --> 00:16:34,892
I take it you came through
the telescope as well.
356
00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:37,895
This is a real circus.
357
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:40,509
Don't you think Laura
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belongs with someone
more accomplished,
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00:16:42,201 --> 00:16:43,800
more commanding?
360
00:16:43,869 --> 00:16:46,703
Someone who can
wear hose with a flair.
361
00:16:46,772 --> 00:16:48,739
She could be the
queen of the universe.
362
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:50,341
I don't want to be queen.
363
00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:52,021
Stop
364
00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:53,977
looking at her like that!
365
00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:57,014
I'm going to call the police.
366
00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:59,050
I want these freaks out of here.
367
00:16:59,118 --> 00:17:00,584
Charlene, sit down.
368
00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:02,219
You can't tell me what to do.
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00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:04,788
I said sit!
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00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:11,829
Um, in, uh, 1682?
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00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:13,664
In 1682,
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00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:16,667
I observed what
became Halley's Comet
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and predicted its regular
return every 75.8 years.
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00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:23,173
I am a genius.
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00:17:23,242 --> 00:17:24,541
And you?
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00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:27,511
Now, enough of these games.
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00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:29,513
Englebert,
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00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:31,848
you will tell Laura
she must come with me
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while the time
window is still open,
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and we will leave you
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with your charming companion.
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00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:40,424
The entire balance
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of the universe will be
upset if you detain Laura.
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00:17:42,996 --> 00:17:44,428
The stars will weep.
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00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:47,464
Englebert, do you want me to go?
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00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:49,633
Stop looking at him!
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00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:51,769
Maybe he wants me to stay.
388
00:17:51,837 --> 00:17:53,771
Maybe I'll break your leg.
389
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,706
We'll let Englebert decide.
390
00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:58,709
Oh, no, we won't.
391
00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:01,379
You get back
inside that telescope
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00:18:01,447 --> 00:18:02,947
and leave Englebert alone!
393
00:18:03,016 --> 00:18:04,281
Charlene!
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00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:06,027
You can't make me go back.
395
00:18:06,051 --> 00:18:09,153
Madam, I applaud
your directness.
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00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:10,421
Laura, after you.
397
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:11,889
Hold it!
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00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:13,891
Englebert, listen to me.
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00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,894
There's going to be a
supernova next Tuesday
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at 12:04 Greenwich
Mean Time here.
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00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:21,732
Discover it.
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00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:22,967
They will name it for you.
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00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:24,035
You will be immortal!
404
00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:25,536
A supernova?
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00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,037
Named after me?
406
00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:31,408
After Laura goes
through the time window.
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00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:32,577
All right.
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00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:33,744
I'll go.
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00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:34,912
What?
410
00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:37,148
I won't stay where
I'm not wanted.
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00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:38,749
Very smart.
412
00:18:38,817 --> 00:18:40,517
Prepare to blast off.
413
00:18:40,586 --> 00:18:42,853
You're a woman a
man would be a fool
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00:18:42,921 --> 00:18:44,355
to tangle with, Madam.
415
00:18:44,423 --> 00:18:45,703
Good luck, Englebert.
416
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:47,669
I see years of the
same ahead of you.
417
00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:48,693
Ready, Laura?
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00:18:48,727 --> 00:18:52,630
Madam, your most
obedient servant.
419
00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:53,631
Laura!
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00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:55,132
I can't go back!
421
00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:57,134
You little...
422
00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:04,508
Englebert, don't
just stand there.
423
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:05,588
It's 8:26.
424
00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:06,722
Have you seen the comet?
425
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:08,846
Good heavens, the time window!
426
00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:10,281
Don't dawdle, honey.
427
00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:14,117
Laura, I won't
let you stay here.
428
00:19:14,186 --> 00:19:17,388
This planet is
destroying itself.
429
00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:18,934
Laura!
430
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:20,458
Stay with me!
431
00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:21,527
What?
432
00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:22,793
I can't hear you.
433
00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,028
Laura, give me your hand.
434
00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:27,564
We will celebrate your
coronation on Jupiter.
435
00:19:31,237 --> 00:19:33,170
You're next, sweetie.
436
00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:35,105
Have a nice trip...
437
00:19:48,387 --> 00:19:50,399
I guess she won't
be needing this.
438
00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:51,856
No, she won't.
439
00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:53,457
Will she?
440
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,259
Not till she gets back.
441
00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:56,527
Gets back?
442
00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:58,529
In 75 years.
443
00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:00,230
Give or take.
444
00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:06,304
Oh, you won't
recognize the world.
445
00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:09,306
Whatever happened
to Wilbur Wright?
446
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,935
Did he ever get his aircraft
to stay off the ground?
447
00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:14,412
Oh, yes.
448
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:17,915
And men have flown to
the moon and walked on it.
449
00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:19,750
Sure.
450
00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:21,919
And pigs have wings.
451
00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:30,272
You're driving too fast.
452
00:20:30,296 --> 00:20:31,629
Comets go fast, madam.
453
00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:33,363
That is the nature of comets.
454
00:20:33,432 --> 00:20:35,744
Not if I'm going to be
queen of the universe.
455
00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:36,768
Oh.
456
00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:39,403
I said slow down, Ed.
457
00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:42,073
We have 75 years.
458
00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:44,241
Yes, your majesty.
459
00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:47,244
Now, show me the sights.
460
00:20:47,313 --> 00:20:49,747
There's a very
interesting black hole
461
00:20:49,816 --> 00:20:51,749
I'd like your majesty to see.
462
00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:53,651
Ooh, goody!
463
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,753
Well, step on it.
464
00:20:55,822 --> 00:20:58,222
Yes, your majesty.
465
00:21:06,131 --> 00:21:09,866
The dark side is always there.
466
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:12,403
Waiting for us to enter.
467
00:21:12,471 --> 00:21:15,639
Waiting to enter us.
468
00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:22,413
Until next time, try
to enjoy the daylight.